Seinfield

I came across this comedy serial when I was in US for a little time and boy it was great! From that time I have been searching for it across all the channels here in India: Zee Cafe (previously Zee English), HBO, Zee Studio..and many more, but was not able find it! If you have know the channel and the show timings please do tell me.

Here are some quotes from the show:

Jerry: Well I can't go to a bad movie by myself. Who am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to, strangers?


Jerry: Hunger will make people do amazing things. I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism. Cannibalism, what do they say, I mean, they're eating and they say "This is good, who is this? I like this person".


JERRY: I strained my neck last night.
JODI: Really, how?
JERRY: I tried brushing my teeth by holding the brush and moving my head from side to side. It didn't work.


GEORGE: Jerry... This woman (Jodi) hates me so much. I'm starting to like her.
JERRY: What??
GEORGE: She just dislikes me so much... It's irresistible.